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I saw an article headlined 鈥溾�� and it struck a nerve because I remember when my parents were facing that, and now I鈥檓 beginning to hear my own kids say things like “why are you keeping this,” and “why can鈥檛 you get rid of that?”

So, rather than getting all philosophic about it, I鈥檒l give you a little tour of my home office to explain why nothing can be thrown out.

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How can I give away my 1984 Encyclopedia Britannica? Suppose the grandchildren need it. What if the Internet goes dark one day? And what about the little clock in a polished wooden case that 成人X站 gave me for my 25th work anniversary 20 years ago? The battery is dead, but it鈥檚 inscribed, and it鈥檚 pretty. I鈥檓 keeping it.

Here鈥檚 a brass gong I bought during a 成人X站 trip to China in 1984. It makes a cool sound. And hanging from the same bracket are all my old press credentials, including the first Obama credential ever printed. That鈥檚 a historic artifact. Feliks Banel would instantly subpoena me if I threw that out.

Here in the corner — these are the portraits of a much younger me that used to hang in the old 成人X站 building. They鈥檙e life-size, and I know they have to go, but who could I trust to give them a good home?

And then there鈥檚 the awards shelf. All very impressive, but they all have my name on them 鈥� who wants a bunch of awards with somebody else鈥檚 name?

Finally, the stuffed animal shelf — it鈥檚 a small collection, but it includes this little fuzzy blue duck rattle. This is what was called a 鈥渇ocus鈥� — I held this up for my wife to focus on in the delivery room while she was giving birth. Apparently, that helps a woman get through the pain, along with chewing the ice.

And in this file cabinet are mementos of our children going back to their first whooping cough shot and the first things they ever wrote, with many pictures of them from when they were cute.

We can stop the tour there. I think you see the problem. These are memories! A lot of them are of our children. You鈥檙e to blame for this. We鈥檙e forever trying to re-live the good times we had with you!

(Plus, there are the instruction manuals for all the major appliances we鈥檝e ever owned and the actual ball I used for my historic first pitch at a sparsely-attended Mariners game in 2018.)

The bottom line — as much as we might want to plan ahead to downsize, you kids are probably going to get the house as-is.

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